words in movies
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Joey: Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Hooker: Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but thats gonna cost extra. Okay, heres the extras, handcuffs, spanking (Chandler grunts for her not to continue and Joey pulls him back into the kitchen.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker.]
Monica: I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Chandler: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
Girl: Whatd you think I was, a hooker?
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Phoebe: She wasnt a hooker.
Joey: Yeah, or-or to get a hooker.
Stu: You hired your husband a hooker?
Rachel: Sophisticated like a hooker?
Stu: No, shes a hooker.
Joey: Yeah, thats one naked hooker!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Hooker: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Joey: Maybe Monicas playing a joke on ya. Yknow? Getting her own husband a hooker, thats pretty funny.
Joey: Maybe she meant to get you a hooker.
Joey: You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)
Chandler: I cant believe there is a naked hooker in there!
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Hooker: Whats taking you boys so long?
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
Monica: (entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)