words in movies
MONICA: Honey, uh, this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.
MONICA: Oh, wait a minute honey.
GRANDMOTHER: Honey.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
MONICA: Honey, I'm sorry.
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
Phoebe: Aw, honey its not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I dont see that happening.
Rachel: Joey, honey, I dont think youre supposed to go back there.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
Rachel: Well then honey, buy the lamp! Hey, we have that 60 bucks from Ross.
Janice: Oh, Im sorry honey, Im so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! Im so, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I cant breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.
Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Monica: But, I put some honey in it.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Monica: Hi, honey.
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Paul: Honey I made a reservation at China Garden, is that okay?
Chandler: (interrupting her) Okay, thats enough honey!
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Rachel: (handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about
Phoebe: Oh honey no, you ate it all.
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Chandler: What we want honey.
Chandler: Honey, its gonna be okay.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Monica: Hi, honey.
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Chandler: Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean.
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Chandler: Honey, isnt it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Chandler: Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss.
Monica: Honey, cover it up with the boat!
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Joey: Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, were almost there! Were almost there!
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Chandler: See, honey, theres(puts his hand on her leg)
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Monica: Honey, you gotta talk to her.
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Rachel: Oh Joey honey I dont I dont want to lose