words in movies
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Joey: All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! (To Chandler and Monica) You two go home! I-I-I gotta talk to Janine! (They start to leave.)
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe Ill just call him to see if hes actually seen her.
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Rachel: For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Chandler: Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Chandler: All right, yknow what? Forget it, all of you forget it! Youve ruined it! Go home! Youve ruined it! Youve ruined it!
Phoebe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
Molly: (with Emma in a basinet) She's out, I'm gonna take her home.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Phoebe: And you... Your home is lovely.
Ross: No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
Rachel: All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.
Chandler: You went home with the waitress.
Rachel: Welcome home.
(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
[Chandler proceeds to point out Joeys errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat. Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Mrs. Green: and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.
[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Everyone: Hi, welcome home!
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
[Scene: Chandler arrives home from work.]
Chandler: Hi honey I'm home!
Ross: Okay, well the ??? is not home.
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
MONICA: Welcome home.
Monica: (naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
JOEY: COME . . .� HOME.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Chandler: I sent them home.
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Phoebe: Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I�m not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she�s doing at home and I�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!