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Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Heres a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
Monica: It-its so great to see you both here.
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Ross: Is uh, is Monica here?
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
The Assistant Director: (To Joey) Heres your call sheet for tomorrow.
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: Oh heres a whole bunch.
Rachel: Oh, I mean shes gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Yknow? Then shell have to come back here and live all alone.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
Mrs. Geller: Here comes the bride.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
The Director: Im sorry Joey, as long as hes here and hes conscious were still shooting.
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
MONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.
CHANDLER: Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie what're you still doin' here?
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
PHOEBE: Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]
PHOEBE: No. Here. [Throws them on the table.] There. Ooh, double sixes.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
JOEY: Come on, I need your help here.
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here?
JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)
Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
RACHEL: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
BARRY: And once again she is out of here. Okay who had 9:45? Um?
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she should be here by now.
Gym Employee: Okay, no problem. (To someone out of the picture) Could you come here for a second?
Phoebe: Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. (picks one up out of the garbage can.)
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Rachel: That is neither here nor there.
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Rachel: Well relax, hell be here.
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.
CHANDLER: Bit country? C'mon in here you roomie.
Dr. Miller: Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Rosss, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.
Chandler: You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)
Chandler: Here in Chelsea.
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope thats cool.
Joey: (entering, with Dina) Here she is! Future fashion superstar!
Rachel: Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because Ive kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Monica: Okay, here comes another camera.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
JOEY: Yaaahhh. Ahhh, candles. What'dya thinks gonna happen here tonight?
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
Rachel: Closer than here?
MONICA: No. No you can't go. No this is fun. Come on we're just getting started. Here, here's your marker.
Joey: Oh God. Uh, okay, heres the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is...
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Rachel: Oh. (smiles) Heres your moisturiser. Hi!
Chandler: (giving her a bag) Here.
Ross: I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!
Rachel: (softly) Is he here?
Joey: Hey, thats never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Ross: Here you go. (throws her the ball)
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
MR. DOUGLAS: I have a family, I'm gonna be here.
Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Phoebe: Okay, enough with the third degree! I-Ive, I dont live here anymore.
Joey: Hey. What, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Here. (gives him a fire extinguisher) Y'know, just in case.
RYAN: I better get out of here, I'm gonna miss my flight.
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Rachel: Over here!
Joey: Here you go!
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
MNCA: Alright, here you go, sweetie. [hands Fun Bobby his coffee]
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Chandler: Im here to see Mary-Angela.
Mr. Kaplan: Come on over here, sweetheart. (they walk over to a storage closet)
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Here, look, alright, does this help?
Monica: Look Julio, someone left their book here.
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Monica: (telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)