words in movies
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Monica: Here, take a couple of these. (She gets up to grab a couple of pills.)
Phoebe: Oh no, I dont believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (Shes pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Carol: What a nice surprise! What are you doing here?
Rachel: I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why Ive come here to talk to you okay?
Joey: (reading) "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I can not help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving and " And then I cant think of a good word for right here. (He points to the stop on the paper where he left off.)
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Fat Joey: Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. (They kiss.) Okay.
Fat Joey: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Groans and picks up a piece of food.) How you doin?
Joey: Here you go.
Joey: The thing is cause I live with Rachel Im here for a lot of the stuff, okay? (To Rachel) And Ross Ross is missing everything. So
Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
GIRL 2: You guys live around here too?
ROSS: Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work. A stegosaurus fell over and trapped a kid. Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, th--Fun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He, he's here, isn't he?
Mr. Zelner: Ive asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
TRANSIT AUTHORITY GUY: He's here. (Chandler and Joey hug each other in relief) I'm assuming one of you is the father.
ROSS: Here you go, you can pay me back whenever you like.
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
RACHEL: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
JOEY: What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
PHOEBE: Here we go.
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
RACHEL: Is Ross here?
Ross: This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?
JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here.
Joey: Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here...
Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
MONICA: I just can't stand you being here all the time.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
ROSS: Wha-, you have a phone in here?
The Waitress: She says its to dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive.
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?
ROSS: [holding cream pitcher] Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. [holds pitcher in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid] Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?
Monica: Okay? (To a different group) Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know its gonna shrink.
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?
Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!
Julie: Well, little Jamie here is our third. So, if you have questions or you need anything at all, just holler.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!
PHOEBE: Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
RACHEL: We love you, we're here for you.
JOEY: Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50.
VAN DAMME: Can't you see what's going on here, this man is dying.
Priest on TV: We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony.
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, "Excuse me, hello Miss," so now Im here.
ROSS: Yes, and that's why we're here.
Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
RACHEL: Here are your cakes.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
RACHEL: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Rachel: Oh, y'know, its just like hats, and a shirt, and CDs, just sort of stuff that youve left here.
Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty...
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
MONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.
CHANDLER: Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie what're you still doin' here?
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
PHOEBE: Alright, here, you have to hold this. [hands Chandler a piece of paper]
PHOEBE: No. Here. [Throws them on the table.] There. Ooh, double sixes.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
RACHEL: Where's Chip, why isn't he here yet?
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
JOEY: Come on, I need your help here.
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
DR. BURKE: Yeah. Are we nuts here?
JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)
Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
RACHEL: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
DR. BURKE: Drops. Here, they're free.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
BARRY: And once again she is out of here. Okay who had 9:45? Um?
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
MONICA: There's no man in here.� How dare you accuse me of that.� (She slaps Chandler.)
Monica: Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually, (Checks watch) she should be here by now.
Gym Employee: Okay, no problem. (To someone out of the picture) Could you come here for a second?