words in movies
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Ross: Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Another Tour Guide: (standing up and removing his coat) Im Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Chandler: No, you dont have to, and you cant because I live here too.
Director: Whats the matter with you? Get out of here!
Monica: Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.
Director: Whats going on over here?
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Phoebe: Oh, this ones for Chandler. Here.
ERNIE: Oh wow, look at this nice deep hole I've been digging. Hey Bert, isn't this a nice hole here. Hey.
Rachel: Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered. (Shows her the picture.)
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Ross: All right. (They start up the stairs. Ross is first.) Okay, here we go!
Rachel: Hey! Were here!
Rachel: Ross! Phoebes gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebes here! Okay, lets turn out all the lights and well just watch the movie!
Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Ross: (showing them the page) Here, check it out. Its the first one, too.
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!
Monica: Joey, do you work here?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: Mon, get out here!
Rachel: Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.
Rachel: How-how did you lose your job here?
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldnt you be at work?
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Ross: Rachel! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Oh no, I dont believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (Shes pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Ross: Hey! Uh, Phoebes not here is she?
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Monica: I wont care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here. (Points to her heart.)
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Chandler: Well, were-were hanging out in here!
Dr. Rosen: Ah here, we brought wine.
Joey: I came over here to tell you guys.
(They start to leave Central Perk. The band starts to play "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles. The crowd rises from their seats. Phoebe and Chandler walk down the aisle. Phoebe really glows with happiness. So does Mike who watches her walk down the isle. When Phoebe and Chandler arrive, they kiss and Phoebe walks to her bridesmaids.)
Dick Clark: (on TV) Hi, this is Dick Clark, live in Times Square. We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square...
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.
Rachel: Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!
Jennifer: Katie. Geez! See Katie, come hereKatie! (Katie spills some popcorn.) Katie, come here Katie. (She obeys and sits where shes supposed to.) Very good.
Chandler: Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.
Joey: Come, come here.
Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
Joey: Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say Im sorry. Here. (Hands him a cup.)
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Rachel: Is Joey Tribbiani here?
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Joey: Oh hey, here Pheebs. (He throws her the ball.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, is Monica here?
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
Frank: Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.
Chandler: Okay, come here! Come here.
Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
(Suddenly, a strange and familiar voice comes out of the tape player. Heres a hint, OH MY GAWD!! Thats right, its Janice!)
Rachel: I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Ross: Sure! Here. (Hands her his keys.)
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Joey: (To Monica) Here comes the temper.
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Carol: (running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Fat Joey: Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. (They kiss.) Okay.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Joey: Hey, here you go. (Hands her another one.)
Joey: Here you go.
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Rachel: Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
Jack: What are you doing here?
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Phoebe: Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Ross: Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)