words in movies
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Rachel: Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?
Ross: Uh, hello, its third down.
Margha: Hello, Chandler.
Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be Helen Geller.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Santos: Hello, Mr. Bing.
Rachel: Hello.
Richard: Hello.
ROSS: [doorbell buzzes] Hello.
Ross: Hello.
Ross: Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesnt count.
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
Rachel: (answering her phone at work) Hello.
Rachel: (jumping up to answer the phone) Hello!
Rachel: Hello.
Monica: Hello, people who do not live here.
All: Hi! Hello!
All: Hello.
Ross: (entering) Hello.
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Chandler: Hello.
Pete's Mom: Hello.
Rachel: Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Rachel: Hello, Chip.
Ross: (flailing arms in protest) Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!
Chandler: (hello) Hello.
Ross: Hello.
Chandler: (jumping up to answer the phone) Oh the phone! The phones making sounds! (On phone) Hello!
Chandler: (in a British accent) Hello, Janice.
Joey: (answering phone) Hello.
Monica: Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk...
Joey: (answering phone) Hello.
Ross: Uh, hello!
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
Phoebe: (reading the slip of paper) Wow! (In a sultry voice) Hello, Mr. Chandler.
Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!
Woman: Hello! (Monica screams)
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Monica: Hello. (Listens) Oh, hey Ross!
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Ross: (starts rubbing her belly) Hello! Hello!
Rachel: Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.
Ross: (Answers the phone.) Hello?
Rachel: Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.
Monica: Hello.
Rachel: Hello.
Chandler: (entering) Hello! Little ones.
Phoebe: (entering, wearing Santa pants) Hello!
Monica: But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
Phoebe: (surprised) Hello?
Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!
Chandler: (entering) Hello!
Emily: Hello?
JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?
Phoebe: Hello.
Phoebe: Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass.
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Mrs. Waltham: Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Ticket Agent: Hello.
Joey: Hello?
Felicity: (In a sexy voice.)Hello Joey.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Rachel: Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.
Chandler: Oh, hello Rachel.
Phoebe: Hello?
Rachel: Hello? Oh, Pheebs! (To them) Its Phoebe!
Monica: Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!
Ross: Hello.
Joey: Hello, Zelda.
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Ross: (on phone) Hello.
Emily: (on phone from London) Hello, Ross?
Chandler: Hello!
Monica: (answering it) Hello.
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Monica: Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. (hangs up)
Ross: (puts his head near the baby) Hello! (to Dr. Franzblau) Oh, sorry.
Joey: (In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
Chandler: (Answering the phone at work) Hello, Chandler Bing.
Joey: (answering phone) Hello?
CAROLINE: Hello.
Man: Hello. Hello.
Chandler: (entering) Hello children!
Chandler: Uh, HELLO!!
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
Chandler: (entering) Hello, children!
Gary: Hello!
Rachel: Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.
Phoebe: (feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so softhello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Helena: Hello darlings.
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Ticket Agent: (Cheerfully.) Hello.
Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versachi invoice. (to Chandler) Hello! You dont work for me.