words in movies
Phoebe: OH! He's having an affair.
Rachel: He's not having an affair!
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
Chandler: Yeah (motions them to sit and they do) I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
Chandler: Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?
Phoebe: That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.]
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Phoebe: Im having a really good time!
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Joey: Im having surgery!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
Rachel: Im having a baby.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Ross: Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Ross: Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.]
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Chandler: Well, she probably wasnt familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Phoebe: Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Chandler: What is the point of having them if we never use them?
Rachel: Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.
Ross: Were having a baby.
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Rachel: No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.