words in movies
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
PHOEBE: Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Phoebe: All right well lets see, Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boatThis is hard!
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Ross: Oh Mon, I laughed so hard
Monica: Its hard for some people!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
Joey: Die Hard 2.
Joey and Ross: Die Hard!!!!!!
Chandler: Die Hard still great!
Chandler: (looking at the tape) Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is hard at work.]
Chandler: Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!
Joey: So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
Rachel: I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Yknow? And its probably really hard for you to be alone right now.
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Phoebe: (accent) Got it! It... It's hard to stop...
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Brenda: Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but its wrong. Youre married.
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Ross: Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Monica: Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me.
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Chandler: Oh, its so hard to care when youre this relaxed.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Monica: Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady old lady lady!
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Joey: Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Rachel: Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Yknow youI couldnt concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember whats its like to be 19 and in love.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Sally: It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?
Joey: Yes, but in Drake Remorays body. (Ross laughs unbelievably.) Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!
Sandy: That must have been hard.
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Joey: Oh, tell me about it. And shes been on the show forever, its gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Ross: Anyway, uhm...Well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings.
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Monica: So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
Ross: Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. Thats such a hard time for me.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Phoebe: I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?
Monica: It was hard!
Chandler: Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!
Rachel: Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Phoebe: (comes out too) Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Chandler: It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Monica: Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard.
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
Joey: Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.
Monica: Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.
Joey: You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go.
Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you.
Chandler: Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Rachel: Yeah. Its just gonna be too hard. Yknow? I mean, its Ross. How can I watch him get married? Yknow its just, its for the best, yknow it is, its Yknow, plus, somebodys got to stay here with Phoebe! Yknow shes gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.
Ross: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.