words in movies
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in High school...
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Rachel: Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody whos had a baby. Like your mom?
Monica: Alright, you know what? Thats it. Youve had your chance.
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Rachel: No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet.
Joey: I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Yknow, everywhere I look shes like (He imitates her stretching)
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Joey: You forget how many great songs Heart had.
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
Rachel: Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there.
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Ross: Hey, remember when I had a monkey?
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Ross: We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Rachel: Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Paul: I had a sister.
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy and that she had been had.)
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Russell: Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why dont you tell me what happened.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Chandler: I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Chandler: Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldnt imagine growing old with
Rachel: Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.
Monica: (entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
Jill: (entering, carrying a bunch of shopping bags) I just had the hardest day. Those bags are so heavy. (Sets them down.)
Ross: Well, you-youve always had glasses.
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Joey: Well it hit me anyway! And it wouldve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Ross: Ive had better.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Joey: I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Chandler: No-no-no, yknow what? I really shouldnt have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasnt cool. And if it makes you feel any better, Ive had a really lousy day.
CHANDLER: Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Joey: Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Mr. Geller: Which means you had seven years of beach fun and you cant put a price on that sweetie.
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
Chandler: Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Phoebe: Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.)
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Chandler: Well thats not fair, youve already had some!
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Ross: Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didnt seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?
Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.