words in movies
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.
Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes!
Gavin: So I had fun last night
Ross: Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Ross: You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her forehead.)
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.
Ross: Well, he had gravity boots.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
Mrs. Green: I just had the greatest idea! Im gonna come live with you!
Chandler: Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Ross: Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s.
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Charlie: Yes! And while that is everything one looks for in a boyfriend, he had a lot of issues...
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
RACHEL: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked.� And, ah, then we had a little . . . um . . . eye-contact.
Ross: Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...
Ross: Come on sweetie! Youve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Monica: Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Joey: Yeah, he had a paper route.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
Chandler: I had the exact same conversation.
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Monica: Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon.
Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
Ross: Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Monica: Thank you. (To Chandler.) I think I just had a tiny orgasm.
Chandler: No, I just had to get a picture of this.
Ross: Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
Rachel: Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again.
Chandler: No, had it done to me though. Feels good !
Rachel: Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
Amy: Well, if I had told you, then it wouldn't have been surprise, now would it?
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Ross: Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt.
Phoebe: Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
FRANK: Yeah, he loved stilts. One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window. He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.
Joey: All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dads cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner....
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Phoebe: It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!
Phoebe: Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in High school...
Rachel: Ow, that had to hurt!
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Conan: Now you guys work with animals a lot. You had to work early on with a monkey
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Joey: I'm glad we had this little talk.
Chandler: He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
Joey: Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown Im trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..
Joey: (turns the card around, obviously had the wrong answer) Ow!
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins.
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
Chandler: I didn't know Monica had these!
Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
Joey (to Ross): You know, I had a chance to stop her too!
Joey: Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Monica: (having the same problem) You're the best friend I ever had.