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Ross: Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.
Rachel: Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced.
Monica: (To Monica) Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Ross: Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it.
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Ross: All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
ROSS: Hey guys.
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
ROSS: Bye guys.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt.
MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
RACHEL: Would you guys stop.
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
ROSS: Hey you guys.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
[Scene: Joe-G's Pizza, the guys are there.]
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
ROSS: Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys.
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Joey: You guys, this is Shelley, shes interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
CHANDLER: Guys guys, check this out.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
The Guys:
GUYS: No no no.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Rachel: Hi you guys!
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
DR. REMORE: Some guys are just lucky I guess.
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Rachel: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
Chandler: Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
RICHARD: Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Joey: You guys have one of those signs that says: 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
The Guys: (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
[cut to the guys team.]
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?
Ross: OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.