words in movies
Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Joey: I came over here to tell you guys.
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Monica: So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? Ill make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
Chandler: Yeah all right. (They part.) Okay, good night guys.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Joey: Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? Shell come around I promise.
Joey: So uh, what are you guys doing?
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
Chandler: You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
The Guys: Ohh!
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Rachel: (entering) Hi, guys!
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Phoebe: I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
Ross: Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now.
Ross: Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
MONICA: Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. You know for a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
Joey: (sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Phoebe: Hey you guys, guess what?
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Danny: Hey guys.
The Vendor: So, what are you guys in the market for? Weve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...
Joey: You guys promised you'd be more careful! I mean, come on! The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here!
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Joey: Come on look guys, don't fight.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Joey: (entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
JOEY: Hey, you guys are still gonna come visit me, right?
Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Rachel: I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, "I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said, "No! You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Ross: Ehh, I dont, I dont think so. Shes already talked about yknow, dating other guys.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Katie: Oh, ow! Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys, (Punches Joey) are too much! (Punches Rachel.)
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Monica: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. Youre probably just gonna catch her just as shes about to go to the gate. Youre gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And shes gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Ross: Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.
Ross: (perplexed for a moment) Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
The Director: You guys make me fly! High! Okay, were gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.
Carol: (entering with Ben and Ross) Hey guys!
Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
Rachel: Okay guys, way to wish me luck!
Rachel: Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
Joey: Hey Pheebs! (To the guys) Hey!
CHANDLER: Excuse me, you guys are getting tattoos?
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Monica: All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and were down by two points. Two points.... (she gets interrupted by the guys, who are doing a slow-motion high five.) Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long.
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Caitlin: Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey, you guys
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.