words in movies
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Chandler: Its me. Im the other guy.
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.
CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Guy: Wh..
Guy: One more chance Ursula, please?
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Guy: You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....
Guy: Not really.
Guy: Sorry.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Guy: Yeah, okay.
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
[they all run off after the guy]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
PHOEBE: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Joey: Because, Monica, the guys so good, and I really, really want this part.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Phoebe: so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
[Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.]
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
Guy: I-I think Im gonna look around a little bit more.
Guy: Its-its-its almost dead!
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
Phoebe: Oh. (goes and answers the door and there is this huge black delievery guy.)
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Guy: (muffled) May I help you?
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
Guy: Sign here. (hands her a clipboard)
(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)
Monica: It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Phoebe: Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.