words in movies
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Isabella: ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there. (points at a guy and leaves)
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Tall Guy: Look, are you dating this girl you came with?
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
(the Charity guy smiles wanting to take the check, but Phoebe pulls it back again. His smile fades.)
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Ross: Men. I guy I know.
Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Phoebe: Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
Phoebe: My guy has great teeth!
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Chandler: Our guy has great hair.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: My guy is well read.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Chandler: Our guy smells incredible.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Guy: Elizabeth!
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
Ross: And the Irish guy wins the joke!
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?
Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is still ringing her bell. A guy puts some change into the bucket.]
Ross: Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldnt go out with a guy like Chandler...
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Phoebe: Maybe it was the guy.
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
First Dorm Guy: Attack!
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair.]
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Joey: Yeah! That guys all right!
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
Guy: Uhh .
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Janice: So, whos the lucky guy?
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.