words in movies
Phoebe: Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
Joey: But you said he was this great guy!
Sid: I still cant believe it! Im the luckiest guy in the world!
Joey: He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and hes not into anything weird sexually.
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Ross: Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)
Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
Ross: No no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar.
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Ross: The guy you gave your number to.
Ross: What about the guy from the bar?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Ross: We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!
Waiter: Uh, there's a drunk Chinese guy.
Rachel: I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!
Waiter: I've got bad news. The Chinese guy left.
Joey: Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
Ross: I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now.
Monica: You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Chandler: Some guy, Tom Gordon.
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Monica: Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!
Chandler: Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?
Joey: Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
Charlie: Actually, Alby is the guy I broke up with.
Ross: Who is intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?
Charlie: A guy who won two.
[Scene: The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy]
Ross: Yeah. Look if-if shes gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is she couldnt find a better guy. So
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Charlie: Well... I'm just thinking that maybe he's not the right guy to be with right now, maybe I should be with someone... I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
Charlie: He's a pretty tough guy to impress.
Joey: Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!
Charlie: There's a third guy?
Joey: Hey, dont start judging me! (To Rachel) Huh? Youre the one whos in love with her assistant! (To Phoebe) Huh? And you, youre the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Joey: CURIOUS GEORGE (see link)! You know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!
Amy: Yeah! Hey, sure! The "Days of Our Lives" guy!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Charlie: It's just that... I don't understand it... I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and then she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy...?
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
Phoebe: Really? Theres nothing sexual about this? (Sexily) Oooh. Oo God! Ohh. Ohhhh. Ohh. (Some cute guy is watching closely.) (To him) What are you looking at?! (Pause) I mean hi.
MONICA: Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Chandler: Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal thats hes going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff.
Amy: This guy! He has a killer apartment.
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's fianc�e Eric, walks in and smacks her butt.)
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
Chandler: She's right! If I were a guy and... (stops himself mid-sentence...everyone stares at him) Did I just say if I were a guy..?
Rachel: I dont care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!
Charity guy: May I help you?
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Charity guy: Oh, actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and thats what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there Im going to kick some ass.
Charity guy: Excuse me?
Mike (to the charity guy): Oh my God, I love your shirt!
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Charity guy: Well, this is very generous!
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Phoebe: And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.
Chandler: You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.
Charity guy: No!
Phoebe: (to the Charity guy) We're back!
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Charity guy: On behalf of the Children of New York, I reject your money.
Joey: Oh, Bob, get off the guy!
Ross: Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!
Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy whos going like this (Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)
Chandler: I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.
Monica: Its not like, I havent any opportunities. I mean, yknow, Im just waiting for the perfect guy. Im seeing this guy Roger, all right? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Yknow, give him my flower.
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
(The agency guy enters the room)
Agency guy: I'll let you get acquainted.
Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here?
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Agency guy: That's impossible.
Joey: (to a guy) Bijan for men? (to a guy) Bijan for men? (To a woman) Bijan for... (Sees it's a woman and stops.) (To Annabelle who walks up.) Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.
Phoebe: My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon.
Adoption Agency guy: Hey.
Agency guy: I don't understand.
Director: I dont see it. (To Janine) You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! (He does. Janine goes over to him.)
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
Pizza guy: SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Phoebe: Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Monica: Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys for the last couple weeks Ive been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe hes the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)