words in movies
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Phoebe: Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the first floor?
Monica: Wow. Yknow it is so weird. I mean, youre gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea whats gonna happen.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Joey: Well who is this guy?! Huh? Who is he? Cause I will track him down and kick his ass!
Phoebe: Oh some guy from my gym. A little annoying.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Joey: The guy left this.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Tall Guy: Look, are you dating this girl you came with?
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
(the Charity guy smiles wanting to take the check, but Phoebe pulls it back again. His smile fades.)
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Ross: Men. I guy I know.
Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Phoebe: My guy is well read.
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Phoebe: My guy has great teeth!
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Chandler: Our guy has great hair.
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Chandler: Our guy smells incredible.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Guy: Elizabeth!
Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Ross: And the Irish guy wins the joke!
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldnt go out with a guy like Chandler...
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Ross: Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy.
Phoebe: Maybe it was the guy.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is still ringing her bell. A guy puts some change into the bucket.]
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
First Dorm Guy: Attack!
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair.]
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Joey: Yeah! That guys all right!
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Guy: Uhh .
Janice: So, whos the lucky guy?
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...