words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!
The Cute Guy: (To Monica) Hi!
The Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.
The Cute Guy: (To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you.
Rachel: Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.
Phoebe: You sound like a guy.
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Ross: I do-I do not have a boyfriend. Theres a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.
Phoebe: Okay, dont sweat it. (Looking around her.) Chandler is nowhere around so go ahead get it out of your system. That guys cute. (Points to a guy sitting behind Monica.)
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
[Some guy has entered.]
PHOEBE: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
RACHEL: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
JOEY: Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery.
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]
GUY: What're you doing?
Ross: (drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.
CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
Guy: You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....
PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
Guy: Wh..
Guy: One more chance Ursula, please?
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Guy: Sorry.
Guy: Yeah, okay.
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Guy: Not really.
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
[they all run off after the guy]
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
PHOEBE: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Phoebe: so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Joey: Because, Monica, the guys so good, and I really, really want this part.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
[Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.]
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)