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Ross: You want me to take some girl Ive never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie.
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: (No, not the Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files.) Well, maybe you and your baby should go to another strip club.
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasnt quite there. Yknow, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Tall Guy: Look, are you dating this girl you came with?
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
(the Charity guy smiles wanting to take the check, but Phoebe pulls it back again. His smile fades.)
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Ross: Men. I guy I know.
Chandler: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
Rachel: Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Phoebe: Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Ralph doesnt look anything like that guy. Hes-hes young and hes got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack.
Phoebe: Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Phoebe: My guy is well read.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Phoebe: My guy has great teeth!
Monica: Our guys a great dancer!
Chandler: Our guy has great hair.
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Rachel: You found me a guy?
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Chandler: Our guy smells incredible.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about.
Guy: Elizabeth!
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
Rachel: Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Ross: And the Irish guy wins the joke!
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. Theres nothing wrong with him hes a good guy.
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldnt go out with a guy like Chandler...
Ross: Oh no! Hey-hey, Im the guy! Ill get it.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Uh yeah, where-wheres the guy who decides whos pictures go up on the wall?
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy.
Joey: Hey Gunther, dont let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebes a porn star!
Phoebe: Maybe it was the guy.
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe is still ringing her bell. A guy puts some change into the bucket.]
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Kristen: Oh okay. But yknow what? Be careful. Because a guy was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.
Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
First Dorm Guy: Attack!
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair.]
Ross: Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
Joey: Yeah! That guys all right!
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Janice: So, whos the lucky guy?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Guy: Uhh .
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!