words in movies
Gunther: (approaching with a tray with an order on it) Joey!
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Gunther: Rachel has those in burgendy.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Its all right. Sweetheart.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel: Gunther, I quit.
Gunther: You would think.
Gunther: What?!
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Gunther: You dont need to fill these silences.
Gunther: Let it be me! Let it be me!
(Gunther walks up)
Gunther: Someone in here.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Someone in there?
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Gunther: Here you go.
Gunther: I like it. (sneezes)
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Gunther: Are you all right?
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What?
Gunther: So umm, are we cool?
Gunther: I knew you'd understand.
Rachel: Gunther, Gunther, please, Ive worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter.)
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Yeah, whatever. (Walks away)
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Gunther: Rachel?
Gunther: Move!
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
[Gunther slips and falls just before reaching the back of the couch. Monica and Phoebe come into Central Perk.]
Gunther: Oh, I-I'm just making a list of people's birthdays.
Gunther: Good one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee.]
Gunther: Rachel is my girlfriend.
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
[Gunther gets up slowly from behind the couch and walks away sadly]
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Gunther: (to Ross) Thanks for not marrying Rachel. (He starts to leave.)
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
Gunther: Ill be there.
Rachel: Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda
(He turns and looks at her. The woman whispers something to Gunther; who comes back and takes the mug away from Chandler.)
Gunther: (To the guy) Get out!
Gunther: But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Gunther: You can't.
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel.]
Gunther: Here's your scone.
GUNTHER: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them.]
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gunther: (bringing Chandler a cup) This is from the woman at the bar.
(Gunther brings Janine a coffee)
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunthers back, to refill her coffee.]
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Gunther: I dont know.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
(Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.)
Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here.
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.
(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)
Gunther: Okay, Ill see you in an hour.
Gunther: Thats the whole part?
Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)
Gunther: Okay.
Gunther: He can have his job back.