words in movies
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
Mrs. Green: Really? Remember Twinkles?
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Mrs. Green: Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel.)
Joey: The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)
Dr. Green: Oh really? Thats how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Will: Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
Ross: Green. To the green.
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Phoebe: Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
PHOE: Ohh, ohh, Lorne Green?
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
MRS GREEN: Yes.
ROSS: Hi, Mrs. Green. [He gets up to shake her hand, but she ignores him.]
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Rachel: (answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?