words in movies
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
Mrs. Green: Really? Remember Twinkles?
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Mrs. Green: Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel.)
(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)
Joey: The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Dr. Green: So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green is successful.) (to Ross) Hows the library?
Dr. Green: Nice hair. Whatd ya do? Swim here?
Dr. Green: Oh really? Thats how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Will: Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
Phoebe: What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Mr. Posner: You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
Ross: Green. To the green.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?!
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Phoebe: Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen.
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Barry: All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
PHOE: Ohh, ohh, Lorne Green?
RACHEL: Oh my God.� I can't believe you live in that building.� My grandmother lives in that building.� Ida Green?� No sense of personal space?� Kind of smells like chicken?� Looks like a potato.
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
MRS GREEN: Yes.
ROSS: Hi, Mrs. Green. [He gets up to shake her hand, but she ignores him.]
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Rachel: (answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Dr. Green: What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works at a library.
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Dr. Green: All right.
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Oh.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?