words in movies
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette. Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you. Its got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more.]
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! Oh, Ive got-Ive got goose bumps. (She holds out her arm.)
Monica: Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Ross: I got it.
Susan: I got it.
Ross: I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Ross: Ok, got the vent open.
Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.
Chandler: Oh, and Ive got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
JOEY: Oh, hey, Monica, we've got a question.
Monica: OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...
Monica: Man's got a point.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Joey: (to Rachel): That book got me through some tough times.
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Rachel: Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave)
Ross: No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.
Ross: Oh, hey, hey, I got that.
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
JOEY: Geez, look how fat she got.
MONICA: You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
JOEY: I got time.
CHANDLER: I got the time to get to know Julie.
OLD WOMAN: Well, somebody got some last night.
Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
JADE: I got a little drunk...and naked.
RACHEL: Hey Phoebs, whatcha got there?
MONICA: Oh, wait, and I got a beeper!
MONICA: (on phone) Yeah, hi, it's Monica. I just got a page.
CHAN: I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.
JOEY: Let me get that. (to Chandler) You got five bucks?
JOEY: Hat, milk, got it.
CHANDLER: No, I got him.
JOEY: You got a better idea?
Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?
Rachel: Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!
RACH: Alright, I got it Ross.
Joey: Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.
Rachel: No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...
JOEY: Ross, listen. I got two words for you. Threesome.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
KID: Thanks a lot. Hey Christine, I got it!
Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya?
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
JOEY: Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
CHANDLER: So whaddya got there Monica?
Ross: Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
RACH: Hi Russ, I've just got two more tables to clean and then we'll go, OK?
FBOB: If... if you want to drink, it's OK with me, I've got to get used to it.
Rachel: Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. "Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon," or "I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?"
JOEY: Alright... I've got to go shower. [leaves]
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
Susan: I got an extra one. You want this? (holds the candy in front of Ross' face)
CHAN: Waitress. Got it. You guys wanna play Doom? Or we could keep doing this. What else?
CAROL: Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.
JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So its a boy bath!
JOEY: Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.
Chandler: Yes! Way to go, man! (Chandler and Ross hug. Something crunches in Ross' shirt pocket.) Still got the egg, huh?
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
JOEY: Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.
SUSIE: We've got a problem.
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
SUSIE: Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.
MONICA: Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.
JOEY: Nice, nice. Hey I got somethin' for you. [hands Chandler an envelope.
CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.
MONICA: You got it.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
CHANDLER: Ya know, the man's got a point. [gestures with his arm and the bracelet falls off]
MONICA: Hey, you got me, put it in.
MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job.
Joey: Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.
Rachel: Its a truffle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Estelle: (Looks confused) Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition. I think you can still make it. It's down at the Astor Theatre and you need to have a monologue prepared.
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Dirk: Hey, I got a 690 on my SATs.
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.