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Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Joey: Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.
Chandler: Im not gonna mess it up.
Chandler: Shes not gonna say no.
Chandler: Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and shes gonna know.
Mr. Thompson: Well, I hope youre gonna bid on some things Rachel.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey! You cant leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Chandler: Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!
Joey: Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! (They give each other fives.)
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Rachel: Were gonna find love!
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
Phoebe: Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when were married!
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Richard: You were gonna propose? (Sits on the arm of the couch.)
Chandler: So are you gonna...talk to her?
Molly: (to Ross) I'm gonna take her back to the appartment.
Rachel: I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick
Ross: This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Ross: (To Joey) I know, I wasnt finished. (Joey motions him to finish.) (Yelling at the street) But dont worry! Were gonna go down the fire escape!!
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Krista: We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.
Joey: Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Barry: Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Monica: Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.
Rachel: Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken.
Steve: I'm not funny either. So, if you were thinking, "well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"... That ain't gonna happen.
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Phoebe: Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?
Monica: Man, this sucks! Yknow if Mom and Dad dont see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, whos gonna be the losers then?
Mike: I'm gonna go. (He kisses Phoebe on the cheek)
Joey: You're gonna do it?
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Phoebe: Are you gonna change yours?
Mike: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.
Ross: You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat.
Ross: Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay.
Chandler: You're not gonna need my help?
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: Uh, you're not gonna win.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Phoebe: (still in sexy tone) Oooh, is daddy getting angry? Is daddy gonna spank me?
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!
Phoebe: So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up (she goes and picks up the dictionary).
Ross: She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)
Ross: Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has the keys.
Rachel: You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Monica: (on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
Ross: This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?
Joey: You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) "Oh My God"!
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Ross: Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Ross: I'm gonna get some more coffee.
Monica: Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that.
Chandler: Well no, Charlie's gonna get that.
Joey: No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".
Rachel: Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?
Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
Joey: Dont start doing that. You cant do that Rach, cause then youre gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Chandler: Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.
RACHEL: Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy but uhhm, my friend over there, who cooks by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
Rachel: And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Monica: So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?
Chandler: We are gonna be great parents.
Monica: (excitedly) Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!
Chandler: Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).
Donny Osmond: Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be playing with "Days of Our Life's" star Joey Tribbiani! (Joey's amazed at the place and he keeps looking around till he realizes the audience is applauding him)
PHOEBE: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?
Chandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?
Joey: Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?
Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Phoebe: Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like "Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!
Charlie: It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.