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Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Ross: Hi! Im so glad youre here, but its gonna be a while. I-I wished youd called first.
Ross: N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Ross: Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)
Monica: So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?
Chandler: Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.
Rachel: Hey, yknow what? Im not waiting! Im gonna push this baby out! Im doing it! I mean its what? Three centimeters? Thats gotta be like this! (Holds her hands a couple inches apart.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?
Dr. Long: Shes gonna be fine. Okay, shes in a more difficult position so youre gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!
Chandler: Oh no, its gonna be named after some snack or baked good isnt it?
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Janice: Im telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say theyre gonna be there until they start their real family.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Janice: Im gonna leave the three of you alone.
Rachel: Ive just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Rachel: Im just saying that yknow, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and hes gonna have his own life. Right?
Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise thats not gonna happen.
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
INTERVIEWER: You gonna slice them up real nice?
MONICA: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
RACHEL: NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twenty-five other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?
ROSS: Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music.
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
ROSS: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?
Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
JOEY: Wow, this is wild. What're you gonna get?
JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
Chandler: Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know shes too international, y'know shes never gonna be around.
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
EDDIE: I tell ya, I-, I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
TILLY: Well, ok then. I'm gonna go. Bye.
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Chandler: What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
RACHEL: Ok, Ross, try to hear me. Ok, I, hey, I'm not gonna lie to you. Ok, it was good with Paolo.
Joey: The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
CHANDLER: It's gonna be ok. You know that?
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
Joey: I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?
CHAN: OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.
ROSS: Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]
JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Chandler: Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
CHANDLER: Look, are you gonna be ok?
CHANDLER: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
MONICA: I'm gonna set them to my time.
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
Monica: Im gonna hang this basket (Points to the one sitting on the table) on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
Monica: Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!
MR. DOUGLAS: Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!
Rachel: Im thinking, Im gonna order a pizza.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Phoebe: Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Phoebe: Theyre gonna get through this, arent they?
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
Dr. Franzblau: I'm gonna go check up on your friend.
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.