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Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Ross: Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Rachel: Hey! Hey what's going on?
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Chandler: Then why-why is she going to a play?!
Joey: Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain.
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!
Ross: Yknow, I dont think were going to settle this.
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Rachel: (running from the guy's apartment with Joey in tow) Hey, what's-what's going on?!
Rachel: Ahh .So Wow The spring line, its really going to be great this year, huh?
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Ross: Oh, (he goes towards Mike in order to shake hands but Mike hugs him) hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake.
Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Phoebe: (To Ross) So whats going on with you?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Rachel: Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Chandler: So, are we going in there?
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Ross: Going out with who?
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Joey: Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Ross: Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel...
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Chandler: This is going in your book?
Joey: I cant believe Im going to lose this job!
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is going up to the counter.]
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Joey: Where are you going?
CAROL: Uh, we're going down to Colonial Williamsburg.
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Ross: Whats-whats going on?
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: No, I know what a silent is I meant, whats going on with your hair?
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Ross: Hey, whats going on?
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Monica: Yknow what? I-I think that umm, I dont feel like going to The Plaza.
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!