words in movies
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne baby Im gonna want to meet her.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.) Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
Joey: Ill take those to go. (To the interviewer) For the kids.
The Interviewer: Umm, Im gonna just go get this warmed up. (She takes her coffee mug up to the counter.)
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Rachel: What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
Joey/Drake: Fine. I'll go. But let me ask you one question...
TV: "And number 29! Here we go! The Powerball is 7"
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Phoebe: Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
(they make as if to go, but Ross notices something)
Chandler: Ok, go quick!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Ross: What? How come that you don't have to go!
Joey: (lifts Rachel up and moves her behind him so she can walk on) Hey, here you go.
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!! (they run outside)
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
JOEY: One of the virus victims called in sick, so Cathy recommended me and boom, I'm dying on the gurney. Oh Ross, Marcel just finished his last scene if you want to go down there and say goodbye.
Ross: Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.
Ross: Ok. (they both go)
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go way too fast. Ok? Just go back to the MET, ok?
Monica: Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!
Janice: Please... go! (Then shouts after him) Just let me know if you need a hand!
EDDIE: Alright, here you go my friend. Eggs a-la Eddie, huh?
Joey: Dont start doing that. You cant do that Rach, cause then youre gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to her.)
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Ross: What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on.
Charlie: Yeah, let's go. (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross.
Monica: All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because its been three days and its driving me insane!
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Phoebe: Well, you could wait til I go to the dentist, maybe Ill kill him.
Phoebe: Oh, theres a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)
Rachel: Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?
Phoebe: No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy. (to the shop assistant) Yeah.
(Phoebe and Rachel go off to the dressing rooms. They enter one and close the curtain.)
Chandler: I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Joey: Then don't go!
[Scene: Back at the restroom at Marcel's. Chandler is still in the stall, Joey comes in to go to the bathroom.]
Monica: Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell.
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Ross: Come on. (She gets on the bike.) All right, here we go. All right? (They start.)
Chandler: Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Monica: (pinching her) Let's get you out of here!! (they go outside)
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Ross: (to Charlie) Ready to go?
Joey: Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Phoebe: Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like "Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
(they just look at her for a moment; then they go back to checking the tickets)
Chandler: So, shouldnt we go give her the benefit of the doubt before we go snooping around her crotch?
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Phoebe: Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.
Rachel: Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones.
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?
Ross: You know, I gotta go find him. He's gotta be here someplace.
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Ross: You guys ready to go?
(Everybody stands up and applauds. Ross looks flattered and surprised. His friends and other members of the audience go to congratulate him)
Charlie: It's so... something... You go girlfriend!
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Rachel: Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
Chandler: (to Ross) Dont try to sway her. (To Monica) (Softly) Im your only chance to have a baby. Okay, lets go.
Chandler: You go back to work tomorrow night, right?
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Chandler: I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)
(Larry goes to leave but heads the wrong way and makes a quick sidestep to go out the right door.)
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Phoebe: Alice would never go for it, right?
Joey: Morning. Here you go.
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
CHANDLER: All right.� I've got a plan.� I'll go down the fire escape.
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Monica: Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Richard: Hes gonna go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo, and Clockwork Orgy. (they both laugh) This is nice.
Rachel: Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?
Phoebe: Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go.
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Phoebe: Go! Go!
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Chandler: Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!
Joey: Way to go robot!
Monica: Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.