words in movies
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey: (pause) Ill never get to be a best man!
Ross: (to Chandler) Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Monica: Because shes not gonna get to keep the babies.
Rachel: Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants shes always wanted!
Joey: (running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Monica: Rachel, get the book! The book!
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
Phoebe: I know. Its just yknow usually when youre, when youre done with the pregnant thing, yknow, then you get to do the mom thing. Im gonna be yknow, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila.
Rachel: And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Phoebe: Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I dont get it. Arent you the one that decided that you didnt want to be with Ross?
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Director: Whats the matter with you? Get out of here!
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Tall Guy: Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: I can do it, okay? Come on, lets go. (She and Ross get up)
PHOEBE: No. You are the boss of you. Now you march your heinie in there and get that heart tattooed on your hip. GO!!
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
Phoebe: Okay. Good, all right, lets get back in the car, cause its freezing, and my chest is unsupported.
Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
Joey: I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Yknow, everywhere I look shes like (He imitates her stretching)
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Rachel: Chandler, arent you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Monica: Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Monica: Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Ross: Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Chandler: Mon, get out here!
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Jill: Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Joey: Im sorry but weve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? Thats just the way it has to be.
Rachel: You get your messages!
Chandler: Would you please get some rest!
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
Chandler: Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.)
Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
Rachel: Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Monica: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, you dont want to do that, then youre gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.
Joey: Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters.
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!
Carol: Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)
Chandler: Hey, will you grab me a cruller? (Joey starts to groan and get up.) Sit down! Will you go to the hospital?!
Rachel: Oh, its so easy for you I mean, youre not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.
Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!
Ross: Yknow what? Fine! Get attacked! I dont even care!
Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I dont know what to get her for Valentines Day.
(He goes into another room to get his projector and notes. While hes gone, Jill quickly checks her makeup.
Ross: And if you wait right here, Ill go get Ross. (Phoebe grabs his arm and prevents him from escaping.)
Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Carl: (sticking his head back in) Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake?
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Rachel: I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!
Kim: Listen to me. If you think sleeping with Ralph is going to get you my job. You are sadly mistaken.
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Dana: Yknow uh, actually I-I-I should get going.
Ross: What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?
(Monica gets behind him and in combination with his sliding the chair forward and her pushing with her leg manages to get up to the table.)
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?