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Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Phoebe: Gary.
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: Bye-bye.
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Hello!
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: How are you?
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: All right.
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Gary: Chandler, what-what are you doing?
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Gary: Yeah?
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: Phoebe?
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Gary: (disappointed more) Uh-huh.
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Gary: We have great news!
Gary: Nothing at all?
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Gary: (on the verge of tears) Yeah.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Gary: All right.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Gary: Oh really?
Gary: Phoebe
Gary: Oh that's great!
Gary: Are you sure?
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Gary: No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this.
Gary: (To Phoebe) Would you like some more coffee, baby-doll?
Gary: (To Phoebe) Hi sweetie. (Kisses her.) Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: Wait, just a second.
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Gary: That would be great!
(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion Joey slowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler is obviously hurt.)
Gary: (disappointed) Oh. Oh-oh-okay, I get it.
Gary: Okay. (He starts to leave.) So I'll come by in a couple hours and pick you up?
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Gary: Hey, honey! Okay, so did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Gary: (looking at Monica.) Mm! Seems like I wouldve remembered you!
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Gary: Hi!
Gary: So, can I get some candy?