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Aired: 3/13/2003 Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh and Vanessa
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Gary: Its candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.
Gary: Hey, honey! Okay, so did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Gary: Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.
Gary: Hi!
Gary: So, can I get some candy?
Phoebe: Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes.
Gary: (looking at Monica.) Mm! Seems like I wouldve remembered you!
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there.]
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Gary: Okay, now I've really have to go!
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Gary: It's called the cherry.
Gary: Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Ross: Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just there flashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Ross: Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this.
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Teleplay: Robert Carlock Story: Scott Silveri Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Gary: 'Cause uh, this is today's Post (produces one from the other chair) and uh, these are the listings I found. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. (Points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights, (points) Brooklyn Heights!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is that I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I justI wanna be around her as much as I can.
Monica: Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
Gary: Okay, I'll see you at the station later.
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, y'know you're just moving backwards.
The Knocker: My name is Gary, I live upstairs.
Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?
Ross: (to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy.
Phoebe: Gary.
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Cop: Gary.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
Gary: Bye-bye.
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Gary: Uh-huh.
Gary: Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Gary: Hello!
Gary: How are you?
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Gary: Really?! You?
Gary: Okay!
Ross: (to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Gary: Okay, you guys free tonight?
Gary: Well, it's kinda dangerous.
Gary: Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Gary: Ross!
Gary: Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrap your knee or y'know, get your head blown off.
(Gary just glares at him.)
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Gary: Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Gary: (To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner?
Gary: No, Joey!
Gary: (To Ross) Okay, go ahead.
Gary: Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe) Hi!
Gary: All right.
Ross: Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Gary: Yeah?
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Gary: Sure. Okay.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: Y'know I really want to move this relationship forward.
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?