words in movies
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Joey: Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Ross: This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Chandler: Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Monica: (to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.
Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly!
Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Phoebe: I love this game!!
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Rachel: Oh-oh, thats a risky little game!
Chandler: Okay, lets play my game now.
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
[cut to later in the game]
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Chandler: (peeping) Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game!
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]
Ross: Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Monica: Thats not even a game!
Joey: Whats the game?! Whats the game?!
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Monica: Game!
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
(The game resumes.)
Joey: Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
Joey: All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?
Chandler: All right, let me in. (He jumps off of the counter to join in the game.)
Hitchhiker: Yeah, yknow the license plate game?
All: All right. Okay. I'm starving! (They all get up, thus officially ending the game.)
Chandler: In the game room!
Phoebe: I love the license plate game!
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Joey: Nah, not my game.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they are just finishing up another game of foosball.]
Chandler: At a fake game!!
Chandler: Its not a real game! I made it up!
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Joey: And shes back in the game.
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Chandler: Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.