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Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Chandler: Wouldnt that be Frank the III?
Phoebe: Yayohyay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Alright.
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
FRANK: Heavy.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: Yeah.
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: Yeah.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: What?
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Frank: This?
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Do you?
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: Are you serious?
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Frank: Oh, thanks.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
FRANK: No but he didn't really talk about anything.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.