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Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.
Frank Sr.: (Seeing the look on her face) Y'know what? Strike that. My name uh, actually is-is Joe. Uh, Joe umm, Hill.
Phoebe: You're Frank Buffay?
Frank Sr.: Shh! (Whispers) No! Joe Hill!
Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. And thank you so much for coming. (Hands back his glasses and hurries out.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.]
Frank Sr.: Thank you. All right.
Phoebe: Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I justI need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.
Frank Sr.: Oh yes. Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm.
Frank Sr.: So, what did Francis leave me?
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Frank Sr.: Oh. Huh. It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it'sew used. Umm, cool.
Frank Sr.: Yes, yes I was.
Frank Sr.: It really says that?!
Frank Sr.: Well then I guess then I-I would I would have to say C.
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Frank Sr.: Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? Because I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at me the way you got mad at me and I well, I chickened out. So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please?
Frank Sr.: Yeah, yeah. Why?
Frank Sr.: She what?!
Frank Sr.: Are you sure?
Frank Sr.: I can't believe this. I justI can't believe this. How-howOh my God. How long ago?
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
Frank Sr.: Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her leg.) Oops. (He backs up.) I just, I-I-I-I dont, I dont know what to say. I just can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty.
Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left?
Frank Sr.: All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father.
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm (Backs away.)
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: What?
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: Yeah.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: This?
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Frank: Oh, thanks.
Frank: Are you serious?
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
FRANK: No but he didn't really talk about anything.
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Chandler: (reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.
Phoebe Sr: Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! Theres Frank. (points to the picture.)
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Frank: You hopped a little bit. Yeah, I really sorry.
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Frank: Oh, well just probably the worst one since Ive been alive.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
Frank: Uhh, yeah.