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Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Erica: No, I'm okay.
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Erica: What?
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Is he okay?
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Erica: I'm tired!
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Ow!
(Erica screams.)
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Erica: Bye!
Erica: Okay.
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: Hi.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: Hi!
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: What?
Erica: So who are you?
Erica: Wow.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Monica: These are for Erica!
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: I know.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
Erica: Hi.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Erica: Hi!
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
ERICA: It's me.
JOEY: Erica.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Hi.
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ERICA: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
ERICA: Who's they?
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
ERICA: Hey what?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ERICA: It's Erica.
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
ERICA: Is all this true?
ERICA: Is this true?
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?