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[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: I know.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Hi.
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: Hi!
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Erica: Hi.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: Wow.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: What?
Erica: Hi!
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Erica: So who are you?
Monica: These are for Erica!
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Erica: What?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: No, I'm okay.
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: Is he okay?
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
(Erica screams.)
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Erica: Ow!
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
ERICA: It's me.
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Hi.
ERICA: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
ERICA: Who's they?
JOEY: Erica.
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: Hey what?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
ERICA: Is all this true?
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]