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[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: I know.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Hi.
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: Hi!
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
ERICA: It's me.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Hi.
ERICA: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
ERICA: Who's they?
JOEY: Erica.
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: Hey what?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]
ERICA: Is this true?
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
JOEY: Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care
ERICA: Is all this true?
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Erica: Hi.
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Erica: Wow.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: Hi!
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Erica: What?
Erica: So who are you?
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Monica: These are for Erica!
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Erica: No, I'm okay.
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: What?
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: Is he okay?
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
(Erica screams.)
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Ow!
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!