words in movies
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
ERICA: It's me.
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
ERICA: Hi.
JOEY: Erica.
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]
ERICA: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
ERICA: Who's they?
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ERICA: Hey what?
ERICA: It's Erica.
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
ERICA: Is this true?
ERICA: Is all this true?
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
JOEY: Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Erica: Hi.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: Wow.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: What?
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: Hi!
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Erica: So who are you?
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Monica: These are for Erica!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: I know.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: Hi.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Erica: Hi!
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Erica: What?
Erica: No, I'm okay.
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: Is he okay?
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
(Erica screams.)
Erica: Ow!
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]