words in movies
Written by: R. Lee Fleming, Jr. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Dutch Phrases by: Kenny Walgraef
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Eric: Great! But wh-whHow do you know where I live?
Eric: Bye.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Eric: Im sorry. I just when I look at you I see her. When I see her I get a little bit angry.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
[Scene: Erics Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Eric: Welcome back!
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Phoebe: (simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Eric: Uh, a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you?
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Part II Written by: Greg Malins & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Greg Malins Story by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Originally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and guineapig.
Written by: Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Aaron Howard-Miller
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Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Scenes Taken From Episodes Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips, guineapig, Ruth Curran, Josh Hodge, and Me.
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: So what do you do?
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan and Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Eric: Ursula?
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
Eric: Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe me
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
Eric: Really?
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Eric: (To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you.
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Eric: Id better go, deal
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: Hey beautiful.
Eric: Two weeks ago.
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
Eric: Sure.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Eric: Shes helped so many people to quit smoking.
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Eric: What?
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Were both teachers.
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Dan Gottleib
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen