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Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(Joey gives him the okay symbol, and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler. Meanwhile, Phoebe goes over to the snack table as some guy, which turns out to be Ursula's fianc�e Eric, walks in and smacks her butt.)
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Eric: Ursula?
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: She, now I knew that and now Im sweating. Look at me, Im really sweatingNow Im saying, "Look at me," Im getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
Eric: Oh umm, Im the solar system. (Hes wearing a black sweater with the planets glued on around the sun.) Yeah, my students helped me make itI teach the second grade.
Eric: Really?
Eric: So what do you do?
Eric: Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe me
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
Eric: Hey beautiful.
Eric: Two weeks ago.
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Eric: Were both teachers.
Eric: And we were both in the Peace Corps.
Eric: In fact when we were building houses in Uruguay, we were, we were just two towns apart and we never met.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Eric: Sure.
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Eric: Shes helped so many people to quit smoking.
Eric: Oh right, youve got a church group meeting tonight.
Eric: (To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you.
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Eric: (finds it) What a relief. It has all the numbers of the people in her prayer chain.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Eric: What?
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Eric: Im not smart. (Phoebe has no comeback.) I just wanted so much to be impulsive once. To be romantic.
Eric: Its just so weird, two people look so much alike, and so different.
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Eric: Id better go, deal
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Michael Curtis Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Brian Caldirola Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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Written by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Mr. Heckles: (to Eric) Who are you?
Eric: Uh, a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Part II Written by: Greg Malins & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Greg Malins Story by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
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Teleplay by Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Story by Alicia Sky Varinaitis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Originally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and guineapig.
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Aaron Howard-Miller
Written by: Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Scenes Taken From Episodes Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips, guineapig, Ruth Curran, Josh Hodge, and Me.
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan and Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
Eric: Bye.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]
[Scene: Erics Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Phoebe: (simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Eric: Welcome back!
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
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Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more.
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen