words in movies
Written by: Alexa Junge Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Perry Rein & Gigi McCreery Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: R. Lee Fleming, Jr. Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Dutch Phrases by: Kenny Walgraef
Teleplay by Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Story by Alicia Sky Varinaitis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Originally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, Mindy Mattingly Phillips, and guineapig.
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Aaron Howard-Miller
Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
Written by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Scenes Taken From Episodes Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips, guineapig, Ruth Curran, Josh Hodge, and Me.
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan and Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: So what do you do?
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
Eric: Really?
Eric: Ursula?
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Eric: Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe me
Eric: Two weeks ago.
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Eric: Shes helped so many people to quit smoking.
Eric: Sure.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Eric: (To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you.
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Eric: What?
Eric: Id better go, deal
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
Eric: Bye.
Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]
[Scene: Erics Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]
Phoebe: (simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Eric: Welcome back!
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Eric: Hey beautiful.
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Were both teachers.
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Dan Gottleib
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more.
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.