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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
(Chandler enters with the phone.)
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
(Rachel enters, excited.)
(Chandler enters, running.)
(Susan enters.)
(Ross enters, singing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)
(Susan enters)
(Phoebe enters)
(Joey enters with his dad)
(Monica enters, excited.)
(Joey's dad enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
(Joey enters from the stairs.)
(Janice enters.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
(Joey enters, happy again.)
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
(Rachel enters from her room.)
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
(They hug and Joey enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Ethan enters)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
(The whole gang enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
[a stranger enters with flowers]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Richard enters]
[Monica enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
[Julie enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Ross enters, depressed.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
[Joey enters.]
[Joey enters.]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
[Phoebe enters all dressed up]
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[Joey enters]