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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
ROSS: [enters] Hiii.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
(Monica enters from her bedroom)
[Chandler enters]
(Annoying wedding planner enters)
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(Joey enters wearing a lot of clothes)
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)
(Isabella Rosselini enters)
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
[Rachel enters.]
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]
(The rest of barbershop quartet enters, and joins him.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning. Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone. Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler.]
(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Phoebe: Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Rachel: (she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Phoebe enters)
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
[Kathy enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Monica enters]
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]
[Joey enters]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
(Monica enters)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
(Phoebe enters.)
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]