words in movies
(Chandler enters)
(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near a bed)
(Chandler enters the room)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area]
(Then Ross enters)
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
(He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad.� Then, he stops and re-reads it.� Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey.
[Rachel enters]
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
[Scene: A hall on the floor where Chandler works. Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation. One of them is doing Chandler.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
ROSS: [enters] Hiii.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
(Monica enters from her bedroom)
[Chandler enters]
(Annoying wedding planner enters)
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(Joey enters wearing a lot of clothes)
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)
(Isabella Rosselini enters)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
[Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning. Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone. Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)
(The rest of barbershop quartet enters, and joins him.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Phoebe: Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
Rachel: (she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Phoebe enters)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
[Monica enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]
[Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Kathy enters]
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
(Monica enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
(Rachel enters)
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]