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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
(Chandler enters with the phone.)
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
(Rachel enters, excited.)
(Chandler enters, running.)
(Susan enters.)
(Ross enters, singing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)
(Susan enters)
(Phoebe enters)
(Joey enters with his dad)
(Joey's dad enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
(Joey enters from the stairs.)
(Janice enters.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Monica enters, excited.)
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
(Joey enters, happy again.)
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
(Rachel enters from her room.)
(They hug and Joey enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Ethan enters)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
(The whole gang enters.)
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
[a stranger enters with flowers]
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Monica enters.]
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Richard enters]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
[Julie enters.]
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
[Phoebe enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]
[Ross enters, depressed.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Joey enters.]
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Phoebe enters all dressed up]
[Joey enters.]
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]