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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]
[Scene: the bar, Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters.]
(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandlers.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
(A museum official enters with another man and woman.)
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
(Monica enters.)
[Scene: Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
Chandler: Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up.]
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
Chandler: I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading What to Expect When Youre Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
(Joey enters eating potato chips.)
(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
(Joey enters dragging a guy.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents. Shes ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters ]
Monica: Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Shes wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joeys, Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters.]
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
(Phoebe enters the bathroom)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monicas soul mate.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler.]
(Joey enters.)
Ross: Uh yeah sure. (Enters.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
[Scene: The breakfast buffet, Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
Monica: Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! (Phoebe enters) Hey Phoebe!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]
Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis...(the sprayer starts again, spraying him in the face and torso again) WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!! (he leaves the booth) (the assistant enters the room)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back.]
(Dr. Long enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit. Joey enters, check in hand.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there as Joey enters.]
Ross: Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
(The next couple enters.)
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Rachel: My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
(Joey enters.)
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Ross enters.]
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters.]
RACHEL: [enters] Aghh.
Chandler: (enters) Hey.
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Ross: (Enters) Oh good, you haven't left yet.
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!
Phoebe: (Enters) Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (Enters) Hey!
(Monica Enters. Chandler is in the kitchen with his laptop)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
[Scene: Monica enters Central Perk.]
Joey: (enters) Hey
Joey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]