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(Monica enters from her bedroom)
[Chandler enters]
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is humming the Star Wars theme. Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
(Annoying wedding planner enters)
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(Joey enters wearing a lot of clothes)
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)
(Isabella Rosselini enters)
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
[Rachel enters.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning. Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone. Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]
Phoebe: Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)
(The rest of barbershop quartet enters, and joins him.)
(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Rachel: (she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
(Joey enters.)
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
(Phoebe enters)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]
[Joey enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Kathy enters]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Monica enters]
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters)
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
(Rachel enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
(Phoebe enters.)
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
(Ross enters.)
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)