words in movies
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there.]
Chandler: (entering) Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Ross: (entering) Emily?!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
Ross: (entering) Hey! I just heard. What's up?
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Hey!
Frank: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Joey: (entering, wearing a tux) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hi!
Monica: (entering) Hi Chandler.
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: (entering) Hi, guys!
Mr. Geller: (entering) Hi Rachel.
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Chandler: (entering) Hello children!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Larry: (entering) Hey, ready for dinner?
Carol: (entering from the kitchen) Hey Ross!
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Ross: (entering, depressed) Hi.
Ross: (entering) Phoebe!
Ross: (entering the bedroom) Hi. (closes the door)
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
The Teacher: (entering) Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. So, what did everybody think about Jane Eyre?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with Rachel.]
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
Ross: (entering, with Ben) Hi!
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Janice: (entering) Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Joey: (entering from his room) All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Rachel: (entering) Joey, do you have a minute?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
Joey: (entering) Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Chandler: (entering) Joey!
Chandler: (entering) Hello children!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there. Monica is entering from her room.]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
Katie: (entering) Hi!
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Joey: (entering) All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: (entering) You guys ready fore the movies?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering again.]
Carol: (entering with Ben and Ross) Hey guys!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, gotta go! Wish me luck!
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering, angrily) Joey!
Phoebe: (entering, carrying two garbage bags) Hey!
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay, Raymond, Joey you're up.
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) I found it!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is the show still on?
Rachel: (entering) (To Phoebe) (whispering) Hey!
Chandler: (entering, carrying the chick and duck) Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
Chandler: (entering) Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! (Hands him the 50 bucks he's about to owe him.) Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross, phone call for you today, Tom Jones, he wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What are you dating a character from Fraggile Rock?! (He sits down and sighs in relief.)
Phoebe: (entering, with Gary) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Rachel: (entering) Hi. (To Phoebe) Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, you guys
Phoebe and Gary: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Chandler: (entering) Hey!