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{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Danielle: (entering) Chandler?
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Chandler: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Guru Saj: (entering) Hello, I am Guru Saj-(sees the duck)-Whoa!! (to Joey) Thats supposed to be a duck right? Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
Ross: (entering with Monica in tow) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
MINDY: (entering) Rach! Rach!
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Phoebe: (entering) Hello.
Joey: (entering) Where's my underwear?!
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Phoebe: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Ross: (entering) Hello.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering]
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
[Scene: the bar, Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place.]
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
Ross: (entering) Hey! Everyone.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hellooo!
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Cecilia is entering the living room from Joeys room followed by Joey.]
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
Chandler: (entering, with a goatee) Hey.
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Joey: (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hi.
Man: (entering) Is there a Julio here?
Robert: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Morning.
Phoebe: (entering, with about 20 purses hanging around her neck) Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses!
Rachel: (entering) Hey.
Joey: (entering, limping, and holding his arm) I dont like this anymore. (He sits down with them in pain.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, and hes very dejected.]
Joey: (entering) Hey.
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Ross: (entering) So I nodded off a little.
Joey: (entering from his bedroom) Morning.
Chandler: (entering, happily) Well hello!
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Ross: (entering) Hey.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Ross: (entering) Chloe? Hi..
Ross: (entering out of breath) Jasmine?
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Chloe: (entering from bathroom) Morning!
Ross: (entering) Hey.