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{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
[Cut to the hallway, Janine is entering as Monica is taking out the garbage.]
Joey: (entering) Hey guys.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey.
Joey: (entering) Ahoy!
Monica: (entering) Hey, you guys.
The Casting Director: (entering) Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Whats goin on?
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Ross: (entering) Rach? Hi!
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Jill: (entering) Hi!
Ross: (entering) Hi Jill!
Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrowYoure not packed!!!! Youre not packed even a little bit!
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Jill: (entering) I dont want to talk about it.
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers, Rachel is entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.]
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much hes sold.]
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) No! No! No! No! No! How you doin?! How you doinDamnit Carl! Go wait in the hall! (Goes into the hall.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are entering. Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.]
Chandler: (entering, with Joey) All right! Lets do it!
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Chandler: (entering) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Hi!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
Joey: (entering, dejectedly) Hey.
Ross: (entering, carrying a basket) Hi!
Joey: (entering) Hey guys!
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch.]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine. She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey. One Diet Coke with ice.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Joey: (entering) Look, what am I gonna do? I'm not flirting but still, I'm drawing her to me like - like a moth to a flame! (Tries to put his feet on the coffee table...they won't reach and looks around.) What the hell's going on over here?!?!? (Points to Chandler) Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi.
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot!
Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in (sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: (entering) Hi guys!
Monica: (entering from her room) Oww!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and theyre arguing.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Okay, dont be mad at me, but I couldnt resist.
Monica: (entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone.]
Chandler: (entering) Ahh, third base.
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Allesandro: (entering) I want a retraction! Our food is not inedible swill!
Ross: (entering with Chandler) Hey.
Joey: (entering) Hey.
Joey: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall.]
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Joey: (entering) Hey Chandler!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Phoebe: (entering with Erin) Oh. Hey!
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
[Scene: N.Y.Us University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.]
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Rachel: (entering, happily) Gooood morning!!
Joey: (entering) Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! (Sees that Chandler has a worried look on his face) What's the matter?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering.]
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Oh, hey, you guys!