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Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Ross: Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Joey: (after Ross is gone) What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
Ross: Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!
Joey: Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!
Ross: Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Joey: We all hate Emily!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Rachel: Come on you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. It's okay, I really I don't mind.
Monica: I'll get it. (On phone.) Hello. (Listens.) Hi Emily! (Listens.) Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second. (She hands the phone to Ross.)
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Phoebe: Hi Emily!
Emily: Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello too?
Emily: (laughs) Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.
Emily: She's there?!
Emily: Ross, take me off speakerphone.
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Ross: (going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.
Emily: I'll feel better when I'm there, and I can know where you are all the time.
Emily: You're right.
Emily: No.
Ross: Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Emily: Oh God.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!
Phoebe: IRachel, you cant go! Ross loves Emily!
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Emily: Ohh, its a bit small.
Passenger: But why? He loves this...this Emily person. No good can come of this.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Ross: Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)
Emily: What was all that about?
Emily: Take thee Ross...
Emily: I, Emily...
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Emily: Yes, yes, do go on.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Emily: Just keep smiling.
Emily: I hate you!!
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Joey: Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?
(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)
Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily arent gonna use it.
Ross: (entering) Emily?!
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Ross: Emily.
Phoebe: So you still hadn't heard from Emily?
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Monica: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
Emily: (on phone from London) Hello, Ross?
Emily: Really? About what?
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Emily: I understand that would be difficult.
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Emily: Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.
Emily: Ross, there's one thing that really scares me still.
Emily: All right.
Emily: I don't know, it's just
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's on the phone with Emily.]
Emily: I did. Now I'm the idiot.
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Emily: All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.
Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that shes in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. Its bad luck.
Ross: Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Ross: Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Rachel: How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.
Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.
Monica: All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV.) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Emily: Earl Grey?
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Ross: I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are addressing their invitations.]
Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!
Emily: I mean, we know its a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so
Phoebe: Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Emily: Oh, theres tonnes of terrific stuffIll go with you!
Emily: Well then well get wet. (They kiss.)
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Ross: Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily.
Ross: Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
(Joey spins the bottle and it lands on Emily.)
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
Emily: (rushing in) Ross! Come quickly! Theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!
Ross: Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! (He picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler, for no reason.) It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! (to Emily) Hi!
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)