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Monica: But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
Emily: (on phone from London) Hello, Ross?
Ross: Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! (He picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler, for no reason.) It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! (to Emily) Hi!
Emily: Ross, I'm only ringing to say stop harassing my relatives. Good-bye!
Emily: Really? About what?
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
All: (subdued) Yay! (He motions for them to keep quiet, including Chandler who is still holding the lamp Ross handed him, before he goes off to talk to Emily in private.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's on the phone with Emily.]
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
Emily: I understand that would be difficult.
Emily: I don't know, it's just
Emily: All right.
Emily: I did. Now I'm the idiot.
Ross: Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!
Emily: Ross, there's one thing that really scares me still.
Emily: Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.
Emily: And then after decided to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.
Emily: I mean, I can't-I can't be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being in the same room as her!
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Emily: All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.
Monica: Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily.
Ross: Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Ross: Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Emily: Oh God.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!
Phoebe: IRachel, you cant go! Ross loves Emily!
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but its going to be torn down, so I mean, I-I know its crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and I dont know, this just feels right. Yknow?
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Emily: Ohh, its a bit small.
Passenger: But why? He loves this...this Emily person. No good can come of this.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Ross: Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)
Emily: What was all that about?
Emily: Take thee Ross...
Emily: I, Emily...
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Emily: Yes, yes, do go on.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Emily: Just keep smiling.
Emily: I hate you!!
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Joey: Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?
(Ross and Emily make it to the lobby.)
Chandler: Well, Ross and Emily arent gonna use it.
Ross: (entering) Emily?!
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Ross: Emily.
Phoebe: So you still hadn't heard from Emily?
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that shes in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. Its bad luck.
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Ross: Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Ross: Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice
Joey: We all hate Emily!
Joey: No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Phoebe: Hi Emily!
Emily: Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello too?
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Emily: She's there?!
Emily: I'll feel better when I'm there, and I can know where you are all the time.
Emily: (laughs) Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.
Emily: No.
Emily: You're right.
Ross: (going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?
Rachel: How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.
Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife.
Monica: All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV.) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Emily: Earl Grey?
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!
Ross: I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are addressing their invitations.]
Emily: I mean, we know its a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so
Phoebe: Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy.
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Joey: Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him? (Phoebe pinches him again.) Ow!! He's not even here!!!
Ross: Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily
Ross: Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily.
Emily: Oh, theres tonnes of terrific stuffIll go with you!
Emily: Well then well get wet. (They kiss.)
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
(Joey spins the bottle and it lands on Emily.)
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
Emily: (rushing in) Ross! Come quickly! Theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)
[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]