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[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, its his first time.
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Emily: Right.
Ross: (to Emily) Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?
Emily: Okay.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Emily: No. Thats not what Im saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Emily: And uh, Liam, Liams got bad knees. You hit him right and hell go down like a lamp.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Phoebe: Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! (They go and get the coffee and the ice leaving Ross and Emily alone.)
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Emily: I think youve got concussion.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Yes.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Thank goodness.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Ill go.
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
Emily: Me too.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Emily: What?
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Monica: Emilys straight.
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: You didnt!
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: What?!
Emily: Yes!
Emily: Yes.
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Emily: Were getting married!
Emily: It was.
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Oh my God!
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Emily: Umm, no.
Monica: Emily Waltham.
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
(Emily spins the bottle and it lands on Joey.)
Emily: Really?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?