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Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?
Ross: I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Thank goodness.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Yes.
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Emily: Oh my God!
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Right.
Emily: Okay.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Emily: Ill go.
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Me too.
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: What?
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Monica: Emilys straight.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Emily: You didnt!
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Emily: You are mad!
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]