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Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Elizabeth: Hi!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: I will.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Guy: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Elizabeth: Okay!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Ross: Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Elizabeth: No, its a water balloon fight! We started it!
Elizabeth: Yeah, sure.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.