words in movies
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Ross: (pushing Elizabeth into a doorway) Burt!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Ross: We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Hi!
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: I will.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Guy: Elizabeth!
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?
Elizabeth: Okay!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Ross: Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Elizabeth: No, its a water balloon fight! We started it!
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Yeah, sure.
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Ross: Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
Elizabeth: (sticking her head out her window) Ross! Wait!
Elizabeth: You suck!!
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
Elizabeth: Its a bathing suit?
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Ross: But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I dont think theres really anything you can do about it.
(Ross and Elizabeth enter.)
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Ross: No, no, thats funny. But maybe its time to move on, let it go, yknow? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeths father, so ah, hes much older than she is. Looks like Im not the only one interested in fossils, huh?
Elizabeth: Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that Im going to Florida for a couple weeks.
(The guys pick up Elizabeth and carry her onto the plane as she waves bye.)